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« Thread Started on Sept 4, 2008, 10:47am »
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That's right, you sick, perverted pricks! It seems James Amos has been deleting too much of my advertising here, and now funds have started to run dry. So, to help us get through this together (if I go down, I'm dragging you all down with me), I'm going to release a Carrot Top Forum tshirt, which will be available from cafe something. I'll send more information soon.

AND FOR THOSE WHO CARE, i finally got released from rehab. They had to start a special care group for me because my addictions were apparently quite new to them. They're all on heroin and coke, whereas my meeting group (just the teacher and me) was named 'Those Who Inject Gum Disease Desolvable POWder' group. It was terrible, and I hardly learned a thing.

I'm out, but they have someone watching my caravan I'm sure of it. I can see the cars on the street infront of the sunshine caravan park (my caravan stands really tall because of how its like a mansion, thanks to carrot top), and there's a black car that just sits there. Sometimes I see cigarette smoke come out, even though no one ever comes out. After a while, the car leaves. I really have to plan my trips to the High Street Pharmacy well now, and I can't afford to expedrient too much with new desolveable pain relievers.
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« Reply #1 on Sept 11, 2008, 9:23pm »
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Clunt you rancid baboon's balls! I DEMAND that you let the queer clientele of this board design the official board t-shirt.

To this end, I have come up with a little design of my own if you'll indulge me. If you don't like it I will hunt you down and rape you!

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« Reply #2 on Sept 20, 2008, 11:30am »
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great design, starships, i'm wanking to it right now
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« Reply #3 on Oct 10, 2008, 3:00am »
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Man...I have not been in here enough lately, I totally missed this awesome thread! 1st, Clunk you stink...but good move putting Kurt back at the helm. I'm sure things will now begin heading in the right direction. 2nd that f**king t-shirt is the hottest thing I have ever seen! I demand those be made and marketed to all queer stores immediately! Clink this may be your one chance to become a billionaire! There is not a gay man on the planet who would not want a t-shirt that is so hot it could easily take the place of the sun! Get moving Clunk, I'm jacking off already!!!


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« Reply #4 on Oct 11, 2008, 1:43am »
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Clint, Rocco is right, I've handed you a f**king business goldmine on a plate and you don't even have the common courtesy to give me a reach around. Any retard could get some cafepress.com shit printed up but apparently you are such a goddamn mongoloid that even that is beyond you. Well I'll tell ya what, I have half a mind to get a bunch of those T-shirts printed up and sell them at the next gay and lesbian mardi gras in Sydney. Then I'm gonna take my profits, buy a big black strap-on dildo with realistic effluvial-spurting action, and I'm gonna come to yr caravan and give you double anal WITH A QUICKNESS MOTHERf**k. You've been warned.
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« Reply #5 on Oct 14, 2008, 8:17am »
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I would like nothing more than to slam a random bum asshole while wearing one of those shirts sign me up for a pre-order!
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« Reply #6 on Oct 14, 2008, 9:42am »
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I'll gladly pre-order 10 shirts. The holidays are right around the corner....and I can think of nothing finer then a gift of one of those shirts!


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« Reply #7 on Apr 20, 2009, 11:58pm »
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What happened to the shirts, Clinker? Another failure my the leader of this board. It really is about time he handed this whole place over to me.
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« Reply #8 on Jun 27, 2009, 11:49pm »
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Apr 20, 2009, 11:58pm, gay4screech wrote:
What happened to the shirts, Clinker? Another failure my the leader of this board. It really is about time he handed this whole place over to me.


What's wrong with the services you have been provided by my official Carrot Top Fan Site? I've received offers to attend the Logies as a honored guest, and all you have to say is "where's my tshit"? Why don't you make a tshirt about how disappointed you are by all of this and sell it? No one would ever buy that, it's a terrible idea. Designing the official carrot top forum tshirt takes time and professional work from people who know the industry - what people looking for entertainment want in the merchandise, but youwouldn't understand, SO GET TH E HELL OFF THIS FORUM AND LEAVE US ALL TO SUFFER NORMAL EVERY DAY THINGS LIKE DAWN AND PAIN AND PEOPLE WHO AVOID LOOKING AT YOU, FUJKC OFF PIECE OF SHIT
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« Reply #9 on Aug 31, 2009, 7:30pm »
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Jun 27, 2009, 11:49pm, Clunt wrote:

Apr 20, 2009, 11:58pm, gay4screech wrote:
What happened to the shirts, Clinker? Another failure my the leader of this board. It really is about time he handed this whole place over to me.


What's wrong with the services you have been provided by my official Carrot Top Fan Site? I've received offers to attend the Logies as a honored guest, and all you have to say is "where's my tshit"? Why don't you make a tshirt about how disappointed you are by all of this and sell it? No one would ever buy that, it's a terrible idea. Designing the official carrot top forum tshirt takes time and professional work from people who know the industry - what people looking for entertainment want in the merchandise, but youwouldn't understand, SO GET TH E HELL OFF THIS FORUM AND LEAVE US ALL TO SUFFER NORMAL EVERY DAY THINGS LIKE DAWN AND PAIN AND PEOPLE WHO AVOID LOOKING AT YOU, FUJKC OFF PIECE OF SHIT


Climp, I need another Carrot Top t-shirt. I made my own last year but it got ruined after I jerked off onto it 300 times over the past year. Please get to work on this Climp!!!
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