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« Reply #45 on Apr 2, 2008, 7:54am » | ![[Quote]](http://s4.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
Pearl you can't even spell you're own name! You are definitely a crackhead who should be so lucky to eat the feces from Carrot Tops anus! Get the f**k off this great board and head back to that never heard of by anyone Neil Shitburger board!
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« Reply #46 on Apr 2, 2008, 9:31am » | |
Pearl, you need to back off of Clunt. Come on, the guy is in a wheelchair, addicted to prescription drugs, and lives in a trailer. Give the guy a break - this forum is the one ray of sunshine in his life! Clunt probably makes hundreds of thousands of dollars from the gay sex google ads displayed here, so this forum is also the source of Clunt's lifestyle.
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« Reply #47 on Apr 2, 2008, 9:40am » | |
I could too spell my own name, sometimes a person could have a missspelling you know and they did not borther to check the speeling because they was too busy trying to HURRY AWAY FROM THIS HORRENDOUS SICKENESS BOARD, that is something we can argree on, ohiofaggott, or kurt or whatever mutated mistake face that is that said that, I WOULD NEVER GO NOWHERE NEAR THIS BOARD because this board is only for people who has serious PROPLEMS AND HAS TO DWELL IN THE SEWER BECAUSE THE REST OF HUMANITY would not let them go near them and they was a human mistake that should have been eaten by a dog when they was first born as nature had intended
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« Reply #48 on Apr 2, 2008, 9:41am » | |
I HOPE CLUNT FALLS OFF THAT TRAILER PARK HE HAS IS EATEN BY A DOG
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« Reply #49 on Apr 2, 2008, 10:01am » | |
DAMN IT PEARLGREY GET THE HELL OFF MY BOARD! BONI RUINED MY OTHER BOARD, AND WOULDN'T SHARE ANY PROFITS FROM THE ADVERTISING, SO I STARTED THIS BOARD, OFF MY OWN BACK, ON MY OWN, NOW I'M CLOSER TO THE FILM INDUSTRY AND PROBABLY RECIEVING A GRAMMY SOON, I'M MAKING MONEY FROM THE ADVERTISING, I HAVE A NEW CARAVAN, I HAVE A NEW CHAIR FOR OUTSIDE THE VAN FOR GUESTS, AND ALL WITHOUT YOU! YOU ARE NO HELP! I NEVER WANTED HELP ANYWAY, BUT IT DOESN'T HURT TO BE THOUGHTFUL AND OFFER HELP FROM TIME TO TIME.
AND REGARDING THIS SPAM, I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE SPAM! CAN SOMEBODY SEND a link to it, or re-post what it said (i think i might get more advertising money if you do_)
My new caravan hasn't got an internet connection, I still have to go to the reception to use the recreation room computer. Trouble is my caravan mansion is a little too high at the moment. does anyone know anything about naked broadband or optus wireless? Do you need EGA graphics card or above to run those? Mine is CGA - I bought it on the weekend to work from home more (the dream).. it's just sad that you have to come here and ruin that dream for me. BONI RUINED HER OWN SITE.. I ONLY TRIED TO IMPROVE IT! I COULD'VE DONE MORE IF SHE MADE ME A MODERATOR. she can only blame herself - and the success of this board and the beard i'm growing because i left my razor downstairs is my own doing without anyones help.
There are a lot of people too, I will point out that private message me, trying to get me to give them my personal email or home address. It's happened more than once. Do you think Carrot Top himself wants to find out who I am, visit me and thank me for my participation in the film industry?
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« Reply #50 on Apr 2, 2008, 12:06pm » | |
Clunt it's good to see you are still alive. I thought you had retired off of the money you made from this site at your new trailer paradise! I'm quite certain that CT has reached out to you and I'm sure he would love to commend you for the queer site you have created in his honor. However, I think that some modifications would make him even happier. Just a bit more queer would be nice!
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« Reply #51 on May 31, 2008, 7:33am » | |
James Amos, what ever happened with your Internet dating? I bet that a lack of confidence is what's holding you back right now. I advise you to go to a bar and seek out the skankiest, gnarliest women you can find. Maybe if you plow through a few hood rats, you'll build enough confidence to approach a good woman in real life. Let us know what happens.
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« Reply #52 on Jun 3, 2008, 4:50am » | |
Kurt, Thanks for asking. I did go on a date with a girl Friday night, that I had met on match.com. I'm afraid it didn't go so well. We went out to the Outback Steakhouse and then saw a movie...a pleasant evening, but we really did not hit it off. Nothing in common really. She had been divorced twice already, and I hate to say this about someone, but that does not surprise me.
Still, I decided to give her another chance, and Saturday afternoon I called her and left a message on her voice mail asking if she would like to have dinner again sometime. I have not heard back and don't expect to.
Kurt, I have gone to bars to meet women and that has not panned out either. I really don't know how people do it. I have had no luck at all.
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« Reply #53 on Jun 3, 2008, 5:40am » | |
James Amos, how old was this twice-divorced woman? I must advise you to steer clear of divorced women and women with kids! Women like that have made many foolish mistakes in their lives and are often bitter and jaded and blame all men for the stupid decisions they have made in the past. You don't need that kind of baggage. Many women are also lonely and will go out with nice guys they meet on Internet dating websites just to get a free meal and have something to break up the monotony of their otherwise boring lives, even if they don't really even like the guys.
I have to recommend that you ditch the divorcee and meet up with Manuel at the dumpsters behind the local Taco Bell. You'll definitely get some action and you won't even have to buy anyone dinner!
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« Reply #54 on Jun 3, 2008, 6:05am » | |
Kurt, the woman was about 10 years older than me. But to me, age is not an issue.
I would classify this woman as a bit jaded, yes. She also had a nasty smoker's cough. Mainly though, we just didn't agree on much that we discussed (politics, music, sports). Sometimes you just don't click. I would love to meet someone that I did click with. I have a possible date this weekend, also through the internet, and I am keeping my fingers crossed that this turns out better. The e-mail exchanges have gone well, and I am going to speak with her on the phone tonight after work.
I have to disagree with you about hanging out with Manuel...he is one person I strongly dislike. If I saw him at my local Taco Bell I would probably leave the building immediately.
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« Reply #55 on Jun 9, 2008, 5:05pm » | |
James Amos, perhaps some of the guys at the Carrot Top-themed dumpster parties have heterosexual sisters or friends that you might want to date? Maybe you should attend our next queer orgy and chat with some of the dudes there. You are not obligated to participate in any of the gay sex, diarrhea sprays, or testicle whipping, but you could probably turn this into a networking event! Hell, you could even make up your own business cards to pass out to the dudes you meet and ask them to hand them over to available girls.
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