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Dr Carol Monday
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Chair Man of the Board
« Thread Started on Jan 27, 2007, 4:40am »

I rented this one "CHair Man of the Board" from Netflicks, it was horible, propaply the Worst thing i have ever seen, even DOGS don't like this one, in my profesional opition (I am a pscyologist, with a sucesful Office in Dalles, Texas), this Movie is terible and the sign of some one who is very very Sick, and not at all Funny.

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #1 on Jan 27, 2007, 7:41am »

is it sick that I jacked off 6 times while watching Chairman of the Board? I also might add that I watched it in slow motion for the last half of the movie.

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #2 on Feb 4, 2007, 7:23am »

I heard that movie cost $10 million to produce, but only garnered about $180k in ticket sales.

Maybe the movie would have done better if there had been a gay love scene involving Carrot Top and Neal Hamburger.

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« Reply #3 on Feb 8, 2007, 10:27am »

Assfister,
I too have masturbated many times while watching Chairman Of The Board. I keep notes on at what point I cum during each screening. Oftentimes it is at 7:22.

***Aaron***

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #4 on Feb 8, 2007, 7:54pm »

Aaron, out of all the members here you are probably the dumbest piece of shit here. There is enough GAY TALK on these boards which you are not only adding to , but not contributing anything NEW to. Your posts are stupid and often have nothing to do with prescriptions or Carrot top, two things which i made this board to talk about so LEAVE this place, please, and take blort with you. THIS ISNT supposed to be a gay forum, let alone the gayest,

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #5 on Feb 14, 2007, 9:23pm »

Clit, you are so homophobic!!! Why would you open a board for a gay celebrity and not expect gay people to post there! ::)

You need to hand over administration of this board. Seriously, when you're hopped up on subscription drugs tonight me and my garbage boys are going to come to your house and sodomize you so hard that white wee-wee will fly out of your mouth like green puke did in the Exorcist.

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #6 on Feb 14, 2007, 9:45pm »

Thankyou for your feedback Gary3Screech but I see through you, and you are only here to make my life hell, which it already is enough with the daily pain. This happens to be a FANTASTIC board dedicated to carrot top fans (straight) and YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE SO GO THE HELL AWAY. ANd the fact that you said HOUSE shows you know nothing, because i live in a caravan you dumb shit!

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #7 on Feb 15, 2007, 6:04am »

Well, a trailer is even sexier than a house, CLIT! The only pain I want you to feel is sexual, not psychological. We should hook up, take some of your prescription durgs and bone like stoned bunnies. I will give you the hardest donkey punch you will ever get and spread your anus open as wide as the glens of Gleneagle. What do you say, CLUNK?

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #8 on Feb 15, 2007, 9:31am »

sometimes i wonder if i am gay because i like to have sex with girls from behind. does this mean i am gay? you people sound like professionals here

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #9 on Feb 22, 2007, 7:06am »

I want to shoot my HIV+ seed all over Carrot tops hair.

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #10 on Jun 12, 2007, 10:06pm »

That would be great! How about I email you next time I'm in town!

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #11 on Jun 27, 2007, 3:29pm »

I just added it to my Netflix queue. Does anyone know if Carrot Top learned how to act by watching Vanilla Ice's moving performance in "Cool As Ice"?

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Re: Chair Man of the Board
« Reply #12 on Mar 2, 2008, 4:44pm »

This is the funniest message board ever!
Seriously, who the f**k combines a suicide hotline with a Carrot Top forum? If Chairman of the Board doesn't make you off yourself, nothing will!

WHYTE WEE WEE 4 LYFE!

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