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Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Thread Started on Jul 6, 2007, 2:59pm »

Clunt, is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger? :-*

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #1 on Jul 11, 2007, 8:44pm »

What does this have to do with Carrott Top? This is A CARROT TOP FORUM, not a neil hamgerber forum. I made this forum to get away from all of those pricks who ruined my chances of moderating that forum so i could get closer to the film industry, where i could FINALLY meet Carrot Top, and then they turned against me, calling me a cripple and faggot, especially Gary who can't even f**king write, because she's a useless slag, and the one tmie i fogret my precsriptions after a long night of little pricks rocking the caravan, it all turns to shit an d not only are you shitting everyone here with your fag crap, but you're talking about anothe comedian, AND STARTING THREADS ASBOUT THEM! THATS MY JOB! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, HOME MADE PROPS, CARROT TOPS LARGE COLLECTION OF MOVIES, and i got here on my own, without that forum and withot the job of moderator, because i got there on my own, off my own back, off my own initiative, and what do you have?!

I've met boni personally, once before, when i talked her into a date, and i filled my IV BAG WITH URINE LIKE I DO WHEN I SEE NEIL AND WENT TO THROW IT AT THE BITCH, BUT SHE RETREATED, AND HER USELESS DOGS COULD BEARLY BREATH FROM ALL THE SHIT SHE FEEDS THEM, FROM HER OWN ARSE BEFORE ITS EXITED AND THE LESSER SHTI FROM THE OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT.

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #2 on Jul 13, 2007, 3:38am »

Clunk, you are being extremely nasty to us queers. These boards should be open house for all discussion, especially considering that Boni Hamburger (for she is HE) is a total homophobe. I agree with throwing urine on Boniface she really is a nasty woman, but I would much have preferred to release my urine all over Neil's face! Let's stop the fighting in here and work together to take out Boni and start our own Hamburglar forum where gays and straights post together about forcing shits down Neil's mouth. I can see it now, Clunk, you're there smiling with a big bag of Prozac chugging on a batch of vicious sperm. JOIN US!

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #3 on Jul 13, 2007, 10:35pm »

If boni is really neil, then she does a good job of dressing up LIKE A MAN, dont you think? That's the stupidst thing iv'e heard all week, becides that stepsils eased pain, that was the stupidest. i tried rubbing them on my lower back where the spine sticks out against the skin, and it didn't works so i wet it first and tried again. they really don't work but i'm coming off this now the drugs are wering thin and i should sleep, and this is where money wouuld come in useful from advertising here. THESE GAY ADS FOR MEETING MEN PAY TERRIBLY! THERES HARDLY ANY MONEY TO BE MADE IN THIS. When i make some REAL advertising money from straight non stupdi posts, ill be able to afford a recliner chair, so i dont have to push myself onto the bed, whcih Claire used to help me do but the restraining order is still reflective.

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #4 on Jul 14, 2007, 4:13am »

Boni is Neil. I've seen it. She has a large penis and I'm now totally in love with her. You need start being a better person, Clunk, or I may fall into anothers arms!!

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #5 on Aug 17, 2007, 1:06am »

There is no way in hell you can get a video camera like the Cannon A1 for $800. You should call yourself Crazy Alen, because those prices are CRAZY and completely unrealistic unless they are stolen or broken. f**k YOU!

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #6 on Aug 17, 2007, 3:19pm »

Clunt, can't you do something about the spam? It's hard to find gay fantasies hidden among a sea of spam.

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Re: Is Boni Jergen an alias for Neil Hamburger?
« Reply #7 on Sept 3, 2008, 4:49pm »

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