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"Clunt Ends Up in a Wheelchair" recap
« Thread Started on Jun 3, 2008, 12:09pm »

Clunt, remember when you used to have full use of your legs? Remember how you were a great runner in high school? Remember when you won the 400-meter dash at the Koala Championship high school meet during your senior year of high school? Remember when you won with a time of 46.53 seconds? Remember when you were offered a track and field scholarship to the University of Sydney? Remember when you walked into your principal’s office at Wallaby High School to tell Principal Goldberg about the scholarship? Remember how Principal Goldberg was gay and you interrupted him while he was jerking off to surveillance photos he had taken of a recent high school wrestling match? Remember how mad Principal Goldberg was at you for interrupting his jerk-off session? Remember when you said, “Zoinks! What’s going on? I wanted to tell you that I won a scholarship to the University of Sydney!” Remember when Principal Goldberg stood up and said “That’s great, mate!” Remember how Principal Goldberg’s pants were off and he kept masturbating and shot a huge load into your eyes, temporarily blinding you? Remember when Principal Goldberg kicked you in the junk and you fell over? Remember when a couple aborigines emerged from under Principal Goldberg’s desk, where they had apparently been hiding while licking the principal’s nuts when you walked into the office? Remember when the aborigines started stomping on your legs and then smashed you kneecaps with cricket bats? Remember when you screamed in pain and Principal Goldberg shoved his cock in your mouth to shut you up? Remember when Principal Goldberg’s pet koala bear climbed out of its cage and started clawing at your face with its sharp claws, drawing blood? Remember when the aborigines took turns doing you up the ass and then continued to stomp on your legs until the bones in your legs had snapped in numerous locations? Remember when Principal Goldberg shut his man milk down your throat and then threw you out of his office and down the stairs? Remember how you lost all use of your legs and the scholarship offer to the University of Sydney was withdrawn? Remember how you have been in a wheelchair every since and are now addicted to painkillers? You sure got screwed over that time!

« Last Edit: Jun 3, 2008, 12:12pm by kurtsteinberg »

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